• north american education system:

    COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE

  • north american education system:

    COLLEGE

  • north american education system:

    *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?

  • north american education system:

    *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE

  • north american education system:

    *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

ayyy

  • 1. selfie

  • 2. what would you name your future kids?

  • 3. do you miss anyone?

  • 4. what are you looking forward to?

  • 5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

  • 6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

  • 7. what was your life like last year?

  • 8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

  • 9. who did you last see in person?

  • 10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

  • 11. are you listening to music right now?

  • 12. what is something you want right now?

  • 13. how do you feel right now?

  • 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

  • 15. personality description

  • 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn't?

  • 17. opinion on insecurities.

  • 18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?

  • 19. have you ever been to New York?

  • 20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

  • 21. age and birthday?

  • 22. description of crush.

  • 23. fear(s)

  • 24. height

  • 25. role model

  • 26. idol(s)

  • 27. things i hate

  • 28. i'll love you if...

  • 29. favourite film(s)

  • 30. favourite tv show(s)

  • 31. 3 random facts

  • 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

  • 33. something you want to learn

  • 34. most embarrassing moment

  • 35. favourite subject

  • 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

  • 37. favourite actor/actress

  • 38. favourite comedian(s)

  • 39. favourite sport(s)

  • 40. favourite memory

  • 41. relationship status

  • 42. favourite book(s)

  • 43. favourite song ever

  • 44. age you get mistaken for

  • 45. how you found out about your idol

  • 46. what my last text message says

  • 47. turn ons

  • 48. turn offs

  • 49. where i want to be right now

  • 50. favourite picture of your idol

  • 51. starsign

  • 52. something i'm talented at

  • 53. 5 things that make me happy

  • 54. something thats worrying me at the moment

  • 55. tumblr friends

  • 56. favourite food(s)

  • 57. favourite animal(s)

  • 58. description of my best friend

  • 59. why i joined tumblr

  • 60. ask me anything you want

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