[gets extremely offended when anyone implies my favorite characters are straight]
So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change
Oh, they were.
Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous
Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo
i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me
it’s been like 6 years and i still have a crush on this man
"Songbird, Songbird, see him fly, drop the children from the sky.
When the young ones misbehave, escorts children to their grave.
Never back-talk, never lie, or he’ll drop you from the sky!”
Then I remember why I love my job
putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%
flower crowns are so last week.
everyone knows this is what’s in